A
Dispatch
On The
New Sportive
Fresco, Or, How
Headwear
Achieved
Sainthood
It would appear that fashion, in its infinite mercy, has decided that the human head can no longer go unblessed. After the tennis whites were elevated to minor scripture last season, we now find ourselves in the celestial company of caps and hats, rendered not merely in cotton or felt, but in full fresco, one might call it a promotion. The cap, humble servant of dugouts and dodging sunburns, has been transfigured. The image before us presents five gentlemen, barefoot and beatific, ascending through cumulus on what one assumes is the official marble of Mount Olympus’s athleisure wing, they are swathed in linen and pinstripe, their collars undone in a manner that suggests both Roman senator and off duty yacht steward. But the true subject of veneration sits, of course, atop their heads, the theology of the Brim, there is the classic baseball cap, in ecru and navy, worn with the grave responsibility of a papal mitre, beside it, the flat cap and the fedora, each tilted at the precise angle of divine inspiration. The gesture is unmistakable, these are not men wearing hats, these are hats that have, at long last, found men worthy of them. One detects here the quiet genius of the campaign, we are told, in the most refined press language, that this is "sportive," a word that implies movement without ever asking one to perspire, the fresco treatment, with its hairline cracks and heavenly light, borrows the visual vocabulary of the Renaissance. The subtext is generous, your weekend errands are now a masterpiece, your walk to the bodega is a pilgrimage. Polite Blasphemy, Well Tailored Consider the contradiction. Fresco was a medium of permanence, applied to wet plaster in villas and chapels, meant to outlive empires, the baseball cap is a medium of transience, acquired at stadiums and lost in Ubers, to merge them is to suggest that the ephemeral is eternal, which is either profound or a very successful seasonal marketing strategy. Perhaps both. The bare feet deserve mention, in classical iconography, they denote humility, divinity, or a lack of proper footwear, here, they seem to propose a new philosophy of dress, the suit may be unbuttoned, the hat may be holy, but the sole must commune with the clouds. It is, one must admit, a compelling argument for skipping socks.
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